When Eggs and Bologna Turn Into Lies

One day, my ex showed up at my door after I had already kicked him out. He handed me a bag containing a dozen eggs and half a pound of bologna. Fine. I accepted it just to get rid of him.

Later that same day, I ran into a mutual friend who said, “I saw Alex today—he was going on about how he completely stocked your fridge.”

Imagine my surprise!

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